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135 lines
5.3 KiB
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.proc talk
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L0 dta d"CYKA BLAT"
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L1 dta d"DIE!"
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L2 dta d"EAT MY SHORTS!"
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L3 dta d"YOU'RE TOAST!"
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L4 dta d"BANZAI!"
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L5 dta d"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE..."
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L6 dta d"I DIDN'T DO IT. NOBODY SAW ME DO IT."
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L7 dta d"TAKE A HIKE!"
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L8 dta d"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT."
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L9 dta d"MAKE MY DAY."
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L10 dta d"CHARGE!"
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L11 dta d"ATTACK!"
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L12 dta d"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE."
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L13 dta d"WATTSA MATTA YOU?"
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L14 dta d"FREEZE, OR I'LL SHOOT!"
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L15 dta d"HA HA HA."
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L16 dta d"WE COME IN PEACE - SHOOT TO KILL!"
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L17 dta d"IN YOUR FACE!"
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L18 dta d"DIE COMMIE PIG!"
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L19 dta d"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING."
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L20 dta d"VICTORY!"
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L21 dta d"SHOW SOME RESPECT."
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L22 dta d"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
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L23 dta d"LOOK OUT BELOW!"
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L24 dta d"KNOCK, KNOCK."
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L25 dta d"LOOK OVER THERE."
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L26 dta d"GUESS WHAT'S COMING FOR DINNER?"
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L27 dta d"MERRY CHRISTMAS."
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L28 dta d"OPEN WIDE!"
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L29 dta d"HERE GOES NOTHING..."
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L30 dta d"DON'T WORRY, IT ISN'T A LIVE ROUND."
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L31 dta d"BLOOD, PAIN, VIOLENCE!"
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L32 dta d"TAKE THIS, SISSY!"
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L33 dta d"I SHALL FLATTEN YOU!"
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L34 dta d"I SHALL SMASH YOUR UGLY TANK!"
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L35 dta d"I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES?"
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L36 dta d"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY."
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L37 dta d"WOULD THIS MAKE YOU MAD?"
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L38 dta d"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!"
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L39 dta d"I COULD SPARE YOU, BUT WHY?"
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L40 dta d"MY BOMB IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."
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L41 dta d"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!"
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L42 dta d"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!"
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L43 dta d"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SCORCH."
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L44 dta d"TAKE THIS!"
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L45 dta d"THIS SCREEN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US."
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L46 dta d"DIE, ALIEN SWINE!"
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L47 dta d"AWRUK!!!"
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L48 dta d"I SHALL OIL MY TURRET WITH YOUR BLOOD."
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L49 dta d"DIE, TANK-SCUM!"
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L50 dta d"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!"
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L51 dta d"MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!"
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L52 dta d"I HOPE YOU ENJOY PAIN!"
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L53 dta d"HOW'D YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIPS?" ;(sanford and son)
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L54 dta d"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW... NOT!"
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L55 dta d"UGH!"
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L56 dta d"AARGH!"
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L57 dta d"AAAGGHHH!"
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L58 dta d"I'M MELTING!"
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L59 dta d"OOF.."
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L60 dta d"OH!"
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L61 dta d"EEEK!"
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L62 dta d"AACCH!"
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L63 dta d"I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS."
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L64 dta d"ONE DIRECT HIT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY."
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L65 dta d"OH NO!"
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L66 dta d"NOT ME!"
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L67 dta d"OUCH."
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L68 dta d"OH NO, NOT AGAIN."
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L69 dta d"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST."
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L70 dta d"GOODBYE."
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L71 dta d"HELP ME!"
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L72 dta d"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD."
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L73 dta d"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
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L74 dta d"OH MAN!"
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L75 dta d"DOOUGH!"
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L76 dta d"ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BOMB."
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L77 dta d"THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND."
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L78 dta d"VERY FUNNY."
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L79 dta d"THE FAT LADY SANG."
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L80 dta d"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME?"
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L81 dta d"I'M GOING DOWN."
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L82 dta d"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS."
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L83 dta d"CRAPOLA."
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L84 dta d"POW!"
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L85 dta d"BIF!"
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L86 dta d"BAM!"
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L87 dta d"ZONK!"
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L88 dta d"I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER..."
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L89 dta d"I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW..."
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L90 dta d"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"
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L91 dta d"MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS."
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L92 dta d"ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS..."
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L93 dta d"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT..."
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L94 dta d"MOMMY? IS THAT YOU?"
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L95 dta d"I LET YOU HIT ME!"
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L96 dta d"SUCKER SHOT!"
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L97 dta d"I DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYWAY."
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L98 dta d"-<SOB>-"
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L99 dta d"WAS THAT AS CLOSE AS I THINK IT WAS?"
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L100 dta d"JOIN THE ARMY, SEE THE WORLD THEY SAID."
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L101 dta d"IT WASN'T JUST A JOB IT WAS AN ADVENTURE!"
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L102 dta d"I DIDN'T LIKE VIOLENCE ANYWAY!"
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L103 dta d"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?"
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L104 dta d"CTO XYEB"
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L105 dta d"I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CRAZY."
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L106 dta d"SOMEHOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYMORE."
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L107 dta d"HEY! KILLIN' AIN'T COOL."
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L108 dta d"GEE... THANKS."
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L109 dta d"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
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L110 dta d"911?"
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L111 dta d"OH NO! HERE I BLOW AGAIN!"
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L112 dta d"I'LL BE BACK..."
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L113 dta d"HEY - I'VE GOT LAWYERS."
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L114 dta d"TIME TO CALL 1-900-SUE-TANK."
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L115 dta d"YOU BIG DUMMY!" ;(sanford and son)
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LEND
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OffensiveTextTableL
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dta <L54,<L55,<L56,<L57,<L58,<L59,<L60,<L61,<L62,<L63,<L64,<L65,<L66,<L67,<L68,<L69,<L70,<L71,<L72,<L73,<L74,<L75,<L76,<L77,<L78,<L79,<L80,<L81,<L82,<L83,<L84,<L85,<L86,<L87,<L88,<L89,<L90,<L91,<L92,<L93,<L94,<L95,<L96,<L97,<L98,<L99,<L100,<L101,<L102,<L103,<L104,<L105,<L106,<L107,<L108,<L109,<L110,<L111,<L112,<L113,<L114,<L115
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dta <LEND
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dta >L0,>L1,>L2,>L3,>L4,>L5,>L6,>L7,>L8,>L9,>L10,>L11,>L12,>L13,>L14,>L15,>L16,>L17,>L18,>L19,>L20,>L21,>L22,>L23,>L24,>L25,>L26,>L27,>L28,>L29,>L30,>L31,>L32,>L33,>L34,>L35,>L36,>L37,>L38,>L39,>L40,>L41,>L42,>L43,>L44,>L45,>L46,>L47,>L48,>L49,>L50,>L51,>L52,>L53
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dta >L54,>L55,>L56,>L57,>L58,>L59,>L60,>L61,>L62,>L63,>L64,>L65,>L66,>L67,>L68,>L69,>L70,>L71,>L72,>L73,>L74,>L75,>L76,>L77,>L78,>L79,>L80,>L81,>L82,>L83,>L84,>L85,>L86,>L87,>L88,>L89,>L90,>L91,>L92,>L93,>L94,>L95,>L96,>L97,>L98,>L99,>L100,>L101,>L102,>L103,>L104,>L105,>L106,>L107,>L108,>L109,>L110,>L111,>L112,>L113,>L114,>L115
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dta >LEND
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NumberOfOffensiveTexts=54
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NumberOfDeffensiveTexts=62
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.endp
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hoverFull dta d"MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!"
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hoverFullEnd
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hoverEmpty dta d"RUNNING OUT OF EELS"
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hoverEmptyEnd |