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dta d"DIE!"^
dta d"FUR DEUTSCHLAND!"^
dta d"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT."^
dta d"DIE COMMIE PIG!"^
dta d"VICTORY!"^
dta d"DIE, ALIEN SWINE!"^
dta d"AWRUK!!!"^
dta d"CYKA BLAT"^
dta d"TAKE THIS!"^
dta d"EAT MY SHORTS!"^
dta d"YOU'RE TOAST!"^
dta d"BANZAI!"^
dta d"OPEN WIDE!"^
dta d"HA HA HA."^
dta d"CHARGE!"^
dta d"ATTACK!"^
dta d"DIE, TANK-SCUM!"^
dta d"IN YOUR FACE!"^
dta d"TAKE A HIKE!"^
dta d"MAKE MY DAY."^
dta d"KNOCK, KNOCK."^
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dta d"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE..."^
dta d"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, TANK?"^
dta d"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE."^
dta d"WATTSA MATTA YOU?"^
dta d"FREEZE, OR I'LL SHOOT!"^
dta d"WE COME IN PEACE - SHOOT TO KILL!"^
dta d"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING."^
dta d"SHOW SOME RESPECT."^
dta d"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"^
dta d"LOOK OUT BELOW!"^
dta d"LOOK OVER THERE."^
dta d"GUESS WHAT'S COMING FOR DINNER?"^
dta d"MERRY CHRISTMAS."^
dta d"HERE GOES NOTHING..."^
dta d"DON'T WORRY, IT ISN'T A LIVE ROUND."^
dta d"BLOOD, PAIN, VIOLENCE!"^
dta d"TAKE THIS, SISSY!"^
dta d"I SHALL FLATTEN YOU!"^
dta d"I SHALL SMASH YOUR UGLY TANK!"^
dta d"I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES?"^
dta d"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY."^
dta d"WOULD THIS MAKE YOU MAD?"^
dta d"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!"^
dta d"I COULD SPARE YOU, BUT WHY?"^
dta d"MY BOMB IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."^
dta d"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!"^
dta d"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!"^
dta d"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SCORCH."^
dta d"THIS SCREEN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR US."^
dta d"I SHALL OIL MY TURRET WITH YOUR BLOOD."^
dta d"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!"^
dta d"MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!"^
dta d"I HOPE YOU ENJOY PAIN!"^
dta d"HOW'D YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIPS?"^ ;(sanford and son)
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dta d"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW... NOT!"^
dta d"UGH!"^
dta d"AARGH!"^
dta d"AAAGGHHH!"^
dta d"I'M MELTING!"^
dta d"OOF.."^
dta d"OH!"^
dta d"EEEK!"^
dta d"AACCH!"^
dta d"I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS."^
dta d"ONE HIT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY."^
dta d"OH NO!"^
dta d"NOT ME!"^
dta d"OUCH."^
dta d"OH NO, NOT AGAIN."^
dta d"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST."^
dta d"GOODBYE."^
dta d"HELP ME!"^
dta d"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD."^
dta d"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"^
dta d"OH MAN!"^
dta d"DOOUGH!"^
dta d"NEW DAY, NEW BOMB."^
dta d"THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND."^
dta d"VERY FUNNY."^
dta d"THE FAT LADY SANG."^
dta d"WHY DOES HAPPEN TO ME?"^
dta d"I'M GOING DOWN."^
dta d"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING."^
dta d"CRAPOLA."^
dta d"POW!"^
dta d"BIF!"^
dta d"BAM!"^
dta d"ZONK!"^
dta d"I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY MOM."^
dta d"I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW..."^
dta d"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"^
dta d"MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS."^
dta d"IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS..."^
dta d"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT..."^
dta d"MOMMY? IS THAT YOU?"^
dta d"I LET YOU HIT ME!"^
dta d"SUCKER SHOT!"^
dta d"I DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYWAY."^
dta d".-SOB-."^
dta d"WAS THAT AS CLOSE AS I THINK IT WAS?"^
dta d"JOIN THE ARMY, SEE THE WORLD THEY SAID."^
dta d"IT WASN'T JUST A JOB, IT WAS AN ADVENTURE!"^
dta d"I DIDN'T LIKE VIOLENCE ANYWAY!"^
dta d"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?"^
dta d"RUSH B!"^
dta d"I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CRAZY."^
dta d"SOMEHOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYMORE."^
dta d"HEY! KILLIN' AIN'T COOL."^
dta d"GEE... THANKS."^
dta d"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"^
dta d"NINE ONE ONE?"^
dta d"OH NO! HERE I BLOW AGAIN!"^
dta d"I'LL BE BACK..."^
dta d"I'VE GOT LAWYERS!"^
dta d"CALL MY LAWYERS!"^
dta d"YOU BIG DUMMY!"^ ;(sanford and son)
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hoverFull dta d"MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!"^
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hoverEmpty dta d"RUNNING OUT OF EELS"^
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