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scorch_src/artwork/talk.asm
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.proc talk
L0 dta c"IN TIMES OF TROUBLE, GO WITH WHAT YOU KNOW."
L1 dta c"DIE!"
L2 dta c"EAT MY SHORTS!"
L3 dta c"YOU'RE TOAST!"
L4 dta c"BANZAI!"
L5 dta c"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE..."
L6 dta c"I DIDN'T DO IT. NOBODY SAW ME DO IT."
L7 dta c"TAKE A HIKE!"
L8 dta c"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT."
L9 dta c"MAKE MY DAY."
L10 dta c"CHARGE!"
L11 dta c"ATTACK!"
L12 dta c"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE."
L13 dta c"WATTSA MATTA YOU?"
L14 dta c"FREEZE, OR I'LL SHOOT!"
L15 dta c"HA HA HA."
L16 dta c"WE COME IN PEACE - SHOOT TO KILL!"
L17 dta c"IN YOUR FACE!"
L18 dta c"DIE COMMIE PIG!"
L19 dta c"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING."
L20 dta c"VICTORY!"
L21 dta c"SHOW SOME RESPECT."
L22 dta c"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
L23 dta c"LOOK OUT BELOW!"
L24 dta c"KNOCK, KNOCK."
L25 dta c"LOOK OVER THERE."
L26 dta c"GUESS WHAT'S COMING FOR DINNER?"
L27 dta c"MERRY CHRISTMAS."
L28 dta c"OPEN WIDE!"
L29 dta c"HERE GOES NOTHING..."
L30 dta c"DON'T WORRY, IT ISN'T A LIVE ROUND."
L31 dta c"BLOOD, PAIN, VIOLENCE!"
L32 dta c"TAKE THIS, SISSY!"
L33 dta c"I SHALL FLATTEN YOU!"
L34 dta c"I SHALL SMASH YOUR UGLY TANK!"
L35 dta c"I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES?"
L36 dta c"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY."
L37 dta c"WOULD THIS MAKE YOU MAD?"
L38 dta c"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!"
L39 dta c"I COULD SPARE YOU, BUT WHY?"
L40 dta c"MY BOMB IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."
L41 dta c"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!"
L42 dta c"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!"
L43 dta c"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SCORCH."
L44 dta c"TAKE THIS!"
L45 dta c"THIS SCREEN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US."
L46 dta c"DIE, ALIEN SWINE!"
L47 dta c"SAY ARRGGHHHHH...."
L48 dta c"I SHALL OIL MY TURRET WITH YOUR BLOOD."
L49 dta c"DIE, TANK-SCUM!"
L50 dta c"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!"
L51 dta c"MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!"
L52 dta c"I HOPE YOU ENJOY PAIN!"
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L53 dta c"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW... NOT!"
L54 dta c"UGH!"
L55 dta c"AARGH!"
L56 dta c"AAAGGHHH!"
L57 dta c"I'M MELTING!"
L58 dta c"OOF.."
L59 dta c"OH!"
L60 dta c"EEEK!"
L61 dta c"AACCH!"
L62 dta c"I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS."
L63 dta c"ONE DIRECT HIT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY."
L64 dta c"OH NO!"
L65 dta c"NOT ME!"
L66 dta c"OUCH."
L67 dta c"OH NO, NOT AGAIN."
L68 dta c"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST."
L69 dta c"GOODBYE."
L70 dta c"HELP ME!"
L71 dta c"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD."
L72 dta c"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
L73 dta c"OH MAN!"
L74 dta c"DOOUGH!"
L75 dta c"ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BOMB."
L76 dta c"THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND."
L77 dta c"IT'S ALL OVER."
L78 dta c"THE FAT LADY SANG."
L79 dta c"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME?"
L80 dta c"I'M GOING DOWN."
L81 dta c"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS."
L82 dta c"CRAPOLA."
L83 dta c"POW!"
L84 dta c"BIF!"
L85 dta c"BAM!"
L86 dta c"ZONK!"
L87 dta c"I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER..."
L88 dta c"NO... A BUD LIGHT!"
L89 dta c"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"
L90 dta c"MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS."
L91 dta c"ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS..."
L92 dta c"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT..."
L93 dta c"MOMMY? IS THAT YOU?"
L94 dta c"I LET YOU HIT ME!"
L95 dta c"SUCKER SHOT!"
L96 dta c"I DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYWAY."
L97 dta c"-<SOB>-"
L98 dta c"WAS THAT AS CLOSE AS I THINK IT WAS?"
L99 dta c"JOIN THE ARMY, SEE THE WORLD THEY SAID."
L100 dta c"IT WASN'T JUST A JOB IT WAS AN ADVENTURE!"
L101 dta c"I DIDN'T LIKE VIOLENCE ANYWAY!"
L102 dta c"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?"
L103 dta c"SUCH SENSELESS VIOLENCE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT."
L104 dta c"I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CRAZY."
L105 dta c"SOMEHOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYMORE."
L106 dta c"HEY! KILLIN' AIN'T COOL."
L107 dta c"GEE... THANKS."
L108 dta c"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
L109 dta c"911?"
L110 dta c"OH NO! HERE I BLOW AGAIN!"
L111 dta c"I'LL BE BACK..."
L112 dta c"HEY - I'VE GOT LAWYERS."
L113 dta c"TIME TO CALL 1-900-SUE-TANK."
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