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    dta d"DIE!"^
    dta d"FUR DEUTSCHLAND!"^
    dta d"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT."^
    dta d"DIE COMMIE PIG!"^
    dta d"VICTORY!"^
    dta d"DIE, ALIEN SWINE!"^
    dta d"AWRUK!!!"^
    dta d"CYKA BLAT"^
    dta d"TAKE THIS!"^
    dta d"EAT MY SHORTS!"^
    dta d"YOU'RE TOAST!"^
    dta d"BANZAI!"^
    dta d"OPEN WIDE!"^
    dta d"HA HA HA."^
    dta d"CHARGE!"^
    dta d"ATTACK!"^
    dta d"DIE, TANK-SCUM!"^
    dta d"IN YOUR FACE!"^
    dta d"TAKE A HIKE!"^
    dta d"MAKE MY DAY."^
    dta d"KNOCK, KNOCK."^
; end of Propaganda :)
    dta d"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE..."^
    dta d"DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, TANK?"^
    dta d"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE."^
    dta d"WATTSA MATTA YOU?"^
    dta d"FREEZE, OR I'LL SHOOT!"^
    dta d"WE COME IN PEACE - SHOOT TO KILL!"^
    dta d"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING."^
    dta d"SHOW SOME RESPECT."^
    dta d"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"^
    dta d"LOOK OUT BELOW!"^
    dta d"LOOK OVER THERE."^
    dta d"GUESS WHAT'S COMING FOR DINNER?"^
    dta d"MERRY CHRISTMAS."^
    dta d"HERE GOES NOTHING..."^
    dta d"DON'T WORRY, IT ISN'T A LIVE ROUND."^
    dta d"BLOOD, PAIN, VIOLENCE!"^
    dta d"TAKE THIS, SISSY!"^
    dta d"I SHALL FLATTEN YOU!"^
    dta d"I SHALL SMASH YOUR UGLY TANK!"^
    dta d"I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES?"^
    dta d"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY."^
    dta d"WOULD THIS MAKE YOU MAD?"^
    dta d"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!"^
    dta d"I COULD SPARE YOU, BUT WHY?"^
    dta d"MY BOMB IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."^
    dta d"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!"^
    dta d"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!"^
    dta d"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SCORCH."^
    dta d"THIS SCREEN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR US."^
    dta d"I SHALL OIL MY TURRET WITH YOUR BLOOD."^
    dta d"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!"^
    dta d"MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!"^
    dta d"I HOPE YOU ENJOY PAIN!"^
    dta d"HOW'D YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIPS?"^           ;(sanford and son)
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    dta d"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW... NOT!"^
    dta d"UGH!"^
    dta d"AARGH!"^
    dta d"AAAGGHHH!"^
    dta d"I'M MELTING!"^
    dta d"OOF.."^
    dta d"OH!"^
    dta d"EEEK!"^
    dta d"AACCH!"^
    dta d"I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS."^
    dta d"ONE HIT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY."^
    dta d"OH NO!"^
    dta d"NOT ME!"^
    dta d"OUCH."^
    dta d"OH NO, NOT AGAIN."^
    dta d"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST."^
    dta d"GOODBYE."^
    dta d"HELP ME!"^
    dta d"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD."^
    dta d"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"^
    dta d"OH MAN!"^
    dta d"DOOUGH!"^
    dta d"NEW DAY, NEW BOMB."^
    dta d"THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND."^
    dta d"VERY FUNNY."^
    dta d"THE FAT LADY SANG."^
    dta d"WHY DOES HAPPEN TO ME?"^
    dta d"I'M GOING DOWN."^
    dta d"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING."^
    dta d"CRAPOLA."^
    dta d"POW!"^
    dta d"BIF!"^
    dta d"BAM!"^
    dta d"ZONK!"^
    dta d"I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY MOM."^
    dta d"I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW..."^
    dta d"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"^
    dta d"MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS."^
    dta d"IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS..."^
    dta d"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT..."^
    dta d"MOMMY? IS THAT YOU?"^
    dta d"I LET YOU HIT ME!"^
    dta d"SUCKER SHOT!"^
    dta d"I DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYWAY."^
    dta d".-SOB-."^
    dta d"WAS THAT AS CLOSE AS I THINK IT WAS?"^
    dta d"JOIN THE ARMY, SEE THE WORLD THEY SAID."^
    dta d"IT WASN'T JUST A JOB, IT WAS AN ADVENTURE!"^
    dta d"I DIDN'T LIKE VIOLENCE ANYWAY!"^
    dta d"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?"^
    dta d"RUSH B!"^
    dta d"I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CRAZY."^
    dta d"SOMEHOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYMORE."^
    dta d"HEY! KILLIN' AIN'T COOL."^
    dta d"GEE... THANKS."^
    dta d"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"^
    dta d"NINE ONE ONE?"^
    dta d"OH NO! HERE I BLOW AGAIN!"^
    dta d"I'LL BE BACK..."^
    dta d"I'VE GOT LAWYERS!"^
    dta d"CALL MY LAWYERS!"^
    dta d"YOU BIG DUMMY!"^                 ;(sanford and son)
LEND
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NumberOfDeffensiveTexts=62
NumberOfPropagandaTexts=21
VeryFunnyText=79
.endp
hoverFull dta d"MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!"^
hoverFullEnd
hoverEmpty dta d"RUNNING OUT OF EELS"^
hoverEmptyEnd